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.:Khy's Offensive OC Meme:.

~Pick a character. One you feel like embarrassing to the fullest extent.
A. Bastion
B. Gwendoline
Let the fur fly

1.) Your character is on a beach and a scantily clad mermaid/man is approaching, with obvious lustful intent. Reaction?

Bastion would be teasing Gwendoline about the mermaids wrack. Of course he wouldn't mean it Because the two of them are a bit of an item. Gwendoline would probably have a long drawn out conversation with the mermaid about ethics and moral code.

2.) You've walked into your character's room. B-line to the underwear drawer. What do you find?

Bastion has somehow aquired most of Gwendoline's undergarments. Gwendoline has found her drawer suddenly empty. This is esspecialy enerving to Gwendoline because she has sworn chastidy until mariage.

3.) Your character has partied hard, probably on a mix of toxic alcoholic beverages that are ravaging their liver as we speak. On what part of the lawn does the car end up. More over, where does the character end up.

Poor gwendoline can't stomache it and is passed out before her third drink. No tolerance. Bastion hasn't left the party yet as he is on his 134th jello shot and going for a new record of 150.

4.) The night isn't over yet. Your OC still needs to get into the house without being noticed by a overprotective roommate or parental figure. Tell me how your character reacts when caught red handed and/or shitfaced.

Gwendoline lives alone. She staggers into the castle at or around 6 am. Bastion is a bit of an enigma and and drifts from place to place.

5.) With cheery disposition and a bounce in your step, you push your OC into an adult store. Upon being required to get something, what do they purchase?

Gwendoline takes two steps in and collapses in a pile of goo of embarassment. Bastion is curious but only mildly so.


6.) Earlier last night, before you ended up god knows where, toasted, you met a good looking girl/boy at the bar. What did your OC say, (mind you, they were already experiencing the effects of alcohol) to get that persons number?

Well for this to happen Gwen and B would have to be not dating so hypothetically Gwen would start the conversation with something like, "Hello, what is your take of long term meaningfull relationships?" Poor dear has no social skills. Bastion would get up on a barstool strip naked, air hump and yell, "Who wants it?"

7.) Some way, some how, your character became utterly famous, and is now being cosplayed by weeaboos all over the world, in the cheapest fashion, with running make up and usually morbidly obese. What does your character say/do upon seeing one of these people?

Gwendoline is so very happy to have become a possitive influence on impressionable young minds. Bastion is having fun making his lackies fetch things for him and do his bidding. (regardless of all this blatent disresspect for anyones morals in public, he is so very compassionate and kind, proper and gentlemen-like in private.)

8.) Your OC accidentally walks into a room in a hospital, where a woman is in labor. Pain and sweat blocking her judgement, regardless of gender, she points at your OC, accusing him/her of impregnating her. What does your OC say/do? (To make this better, she's a minor.)

Kind hearted Gwen would turn the other cheek and using her beautiful abilities would then proceed to painlessly deliver the child.

Bastion on the otherhand draws the line here. After being redeemed from his demonic nature he really can't stand anyone claiming that he cheated on Gwen. He loves her more than anything else in the world because of how she saved him from said demonic nature. He would yell at the poor girl and stalk out whilst gwen did her thing, but afterward he would return and talk with the young girl about her serious claims.

9.) Your character is a rockstar. Half way through their career, their sales start to plummet, for no explainable reason, but they're still well known. AHA! Sure, your character is loved. Loved just enough to pirate their albums, as your character listens in on a conversation among two people on the street. IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME. (To make THIS one better, it's two little old ladies with arthritis and bad hips.)

Bastion called the cops. Gwen was not pleased because petty larsony is a crime.

10.) Your OC has had enough. It's time to end it's pitiful life. How does your character commit suicide? BE CREATIVE PEOPLE.

Get ready for a sob story. Gwendoline killed herself and risked damnation in order to save a million or so people from a terroristic atack. It was either them or her and she chose her.

Bastion can't live without gwendoline. In a fit of anger, sadness, and total and complete despair he rebukes his heavenly wings and returns to his demonic form. He slaughters thousands of innocents and rains hellfire upon his opponents. Basicly he reverts to everything Gwendoline stived so hard to prevent him from.
Finnaly after his bloodbath he takes Animus Animi (gwendoline's holy sword) and runs himself through, casting his spirit into oblivion...




NOW TAG SOMEBODY, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S RIGHT, TAG SOMEBODY.